An impromptu #tweetyarn - an episode, if you will - of My Kitchen Rules
~ #MKR ~
between myself and the fabulous ....
Michelle Holstrup @poppyshel | Lady Sonia McMahon @soniahhh |
No show on Sunday, and now I discover #MKR has been replaced tonight with a show about dog patrols in New Zealand. It's like a bad dream.
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker whaaaat? This is not okay!
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel Eating Willy Wonka bar: tastes like disappointment. Rang 000 to report a hoon in the rain but heart wasn't in it. All is meh.
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker yep. Stupid tv programmers. What were they thinking? Dog patrol? Seriously? I want kitchen dramas and amazing meals.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel I'd rather hear Manu pronounce Beagle and Alsation. :-( #rawinside
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker I am now repeating those words in a French accent to try and imagine what that would be like. Failing.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel *moves lips silently*
7.51pm... Stuff would be burning on the stove while they'd be worried the meat won't cook SIMULTANEOUSLY!
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker and someone would be saying either 'It's an ambitious menu' or 'I think they've bitten off more...' Oh the suspense!
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel and then they'd go into an ad break with glimpses of a meltdown to come despite the freshness of the fresh produce. #fresh #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker or we'd hear a crash and watch someone walk away in tears just before the as break cut together with Pete/Manu giving scores.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
I love dogs, NZ looks beautiful, a good day is a windy day....but 7.30pm on a Monday night....I want my #MKR :-(
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker lol me too
— Fluffula (@Fluffula) April 14, 2014
@Fluffula What do people even do in this timeslot? I can barely recall BM...Before Manu. :-(
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker I know right, I can’t either the bigger question what do AM, after Manu, when it finishes :(
— Fluffula (@Fluffula) April 14, 2014
@SivParker who needs #mkr? We can just recreate it via tweets. Cooking in 140 characters. What next? Mean comment from WA gals?
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @SivParker #mkr we can't undercook this or we lose. We can't overcook it that's the worst.
— Glennie (@iyamfive) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel as the dulcet tones of the voiceover man swept us gently into an ad, we'd be left to wonder, were those tears a red herring? #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker could they, would they recover? Were they tears of joy or heartbreak? Was that the best dish of the comp or disappointing? #mkr
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
I'd tweet @poppyshel 'hope the twins win, sudden death is brutal' giggling while the number of countries keeps climbing. #99countries #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker while we tally the number of fake smiles and passive aggressive comments about 'fine dining' and 'restaurant quality' #mkr
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
And marvel that anything cooked because they opened the oven door 17 times while we count how many teeth the WA girls have. #MKR @poppyshel
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker as they pop it back into the oven for that game changing 30 seconds, breathe a sigh of relief & pronounce it cooked 'perfeckly'
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @SivParker Something gets dubbed "cooked to perfection" #mkr #fakemkr
— Lady Sonia McMahon (@soniaahhh) April 14, 2014
@soniaahhh @poppyshel Full of flavour, melt in the mouth even though Colin's face looks like he's eatjng one of his kids mud pies. #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @poppyshel Pete smiles that plastic smile & pretends he wouldn't rather be eating activated almonds #mkr
— Lady Sonia McMahon (@soniaahhh) April 14, 2014
@soniaahhh @SivParker @poppyshel Pete and Manu look worried and we cut to the contestants saying 'this could be it, we could be going home'
— Marchioness Mindy (@mindyhoyden) April 14, 2014
@mindyhoyden @soniaahhh @SivParker and say 'we're not ready. This was our dream.' #mkr
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @mindyhoyden @SivParker Someone cries #mkr
— Lady Sonia McMahon (@soniaahhh) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @SivParker @mindyhoyden a video package plays with the losing team edited to seem overconfident #mkr
— Lady Sonia McMahon (@soniaahhh) April 14, 2014
Everything depends on one final dish that looks like it was plated by a labrador. The praline fails! #MKR @soniaahhh @poppyshel @mindyhoyden
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden the cake sinks but... The balance of flavours is just right. Manu looks up with a smirk. Good news? #mkr
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@soniaahhh @SivParker @mindyhoyden or the winning team in tears and disarray. Editing wins. #mkr
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden Australia waits - breathless and staring at his hair - while Manu reveals the final score. #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @SivParker @soniaahhh everyone watches the opening credits and remembers how glad we are awful David went home early
— Marchioness Mindy (@mindyhoyden) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden That was just like being there, complete with the jagged timeslot ending so we've missed every show. #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden #fakemkr better than the real thing.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden And for your dessert I score you a... Game over. Same time tomorrow ladies? Is actual #mkr on?
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @SivParker @mindyhoyden Pretty sure actual #mkr is off for easter.
— Lady Sonia McMahon (@soniaahhh) April 14, 2014
@soniaahhh @poppyshel @mindyhoyden It returns on Easter Monday. What does that even mean?!?!?! Why is #MKR playing with our emotions?
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@soniaahhh @SivParker @mindyhoyden ugh. Well that's enough for me to boycott its return. How ridiculous.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden The crowd turns: indulgent smiles and fevered eyes are replaced with flint and hearts of stone! #badMKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden all it took was a reschedule. Fickle crowd. Easily distracted by promises of #masterchef returning.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden Yes, Manu's welvet jacket can easily be replaced by a cravat. #MKR
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#Masterchef
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— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @poppyshel @mindyhoyden I'll be off on the #girlsgonebluesfest beach holiday & will have to catch up later.
— Lady Sonia McMahon (@soniaahhh) April 14, 2014
@soniaahhh @SivParker @mindyhoyden I too will be away without TV. Two viewers down. #ch7programmingfail
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden I'm considering investing in the Monkey Magic collection and reviving happy childhood memories. #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden oh for the worst dubbing ever. Happy memories.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden Yes....like #MKR was...before The Void, those barren minutes that stretched into days then a w-e-e-k.
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden simpler times. A time of trust and honesty. Before the manipulation and game playing of schedulers.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden Those glory days while I idly counted the tattoes over the last minutes of Home & Away. #MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden oh those were the days. No going back.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden *rubs tears away with back of hand* Well, I guess I'll storify, just for old times sake, cos, you know.
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden something to look back on. The heady days of youth.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read abt his widowed bride
But something touchd me deep inside
#MKR
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel @soniaahhh @mindyhoyden There's a chef on Q&A...that's just cruel.
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
@SivParker twisting the knife.
— Michelle Hostrup (@poppyshel) April 14, 2014
@poppyshel Sitting in front of a backdrop in shades of #MKR red.
— Siv Parker (@SivParker) April 14, 2014
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NOTES
My Kitchen Rules is an Australian competitive cooking game show
broadcast on the Seven Network since 2010.
Judges / Celebrity Chefs : Manu Feidel &
Pete Evans
And
special mention of incoming judge : Colin Fassnidge
Other
judges are here.
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